No one talked about getting divorced
No one named Barney got their heart broken
It wasn’t set in a weird, unexplained future
Alright. So we got a fourway going with my ex, my brother, and this rando? Okay, if that’s where the night is goin’.
Kell fell asleep on the couch one night so we gave him a pillow and a blanket Which we made out of kleenex because we always have those around on our coffee table for when we watch feely stuff
doesn’t even go with my blog but i can’t scroll past this without regretting not reblogging it.
Dentist pulled the tooth out yesterday. But it’s always a good idea to demonstrate to your co-workers that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain. Plus, it’s always fun to see Tom faint.